third-trimester insomnia), and chooses that exact time to practice her somersaults in utero. Ending of the story: mommy is not getting much sleep.
My dear Audrey, I know you just want to get a headstart for the 2028 Olympics, but there'll be a lot of time for that once you come out. I'll support you 101% if that's what you want to do, I promise. For now, let's make mommy sleep, okay?
You can move all you want when mommy's awake. May I suggest swimming towards a head-down position?