"Don't scratch your tummy if it itches, you'll get stretchmarks."
So says my father.
He's seen my mother go through five pregnancies (six if you include the fetus floating around in formalin in my parents' cabinet), I guess this makes my dad more than qualified to give me pregnancy advice.
My mom has ZERO stretchmarks, so my dad probably knows what he's talking about.
I hear ya, Papi. I hear ya. No scratching my tummy, it is.